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. We are waiting for oil in the second leg higher to complete itself. We're going to be moving on through the weekend. We will be moving on into April. There will be a day of falling named April Fools' Day. We don't really give a crap about it. We've been waiting too long. If you bought oil though, friends, about 10 hours ago, you have outperformed Ethereum and altcoins for the past 5 years.
Ain't that something? Ain't that something? Now, of course, this is all tongue-in-cheek because just being holding crypto has been a painful existence, but I continue to buy. Every week, $10 doonies. I'm going to start the bull market myself, and you're coming with me. Every week, $10. Don't worry about the coins specifically.
We put them in the weekly bite. We do nibble. It's a weekly nibble. We're nibbling every week. We're buying every single week. There will be another $10 doonies next week. Keep selling. There'll be 10 after 10 after 10 after freaking 10. We are starting the bull market ourselves. Also, Bitcoin is now, friends, on its sixth red monthly candle.
I always I knew it was going to happen, man. You just You could just tell you like, man, it would No, I just knew. We We We agreed, friends. We said to each other, "Look, since everything bad that can happen has happened to crypto and continues to happen and only negative things ever happen to us and we never get anything good happening, why don't you just give us the worst performance of all time?
Solidify six red monthly candles in a row." That would be if we finish red for March. This is the last time it did six in a row. It actually made the bottom. It was interesting though. The fifth was the actual bottom candle. You see that? That was the fifth candle was the bottom, and then it was a red one in the sixth, and then it just went green up only and it recovered all the way.
That's why if we did get a recovery like that, it would bring us back to if you look at this, friends, let me just let me just keep it very non-racist, and I'll get a Fibonacci. We came about the 50% retrace. So, it would be like Bitcoin going back to 92 thousand dollars by the end of the year. Right?
If we did recover, it'd be 92k by the end of the year, around 92 to 100. All right? And then what? I don't know. It'll be like chippity choppity, and now you're in 2027. I don't know. But that that would be similar to what it did. It came back to the 50% retrace. So, Bitcoin went from 20 down to three.
It came back to about 10. It actually popped 13, but it was euphoric then. So, that's the you know that that's this move here. It's actually when I came into crypto. All of us were all trading crypto. You can actually see it right here. See this? Came back to the 50% retrace. See? Hanging around there.
So, that's where it would take us, around the 90,000 doonies. If we did get that, remember, it would be a hated rally. Because the average crypto participant after taxes, if they sold, they are $82,000 is their break-even. So, if they bought in right here, they would get about 18% more Bitcoin. You know, but no one did that to just risk 18%.
They're trying to make like 100%. That's why they want a $40,000 BTC. We'll see if we get it. And I've also added here, right? Bitcoin confirms its worst performance in history. Not her story, his story. We only have 4 days left. We already know what's cooked. Bitcoin did six red months in a row back in 2018 under President Trump.
Except back then, we actually witnessed crypto pump and grow. So, what changed? Too many soy boys. That's what changed. I am buying crypto every week. I'm continuing to buy it. I don't want to. I really don't want to, man. It's been 5 years. Everyone's like, "Dude, you should not be putting money into something that has literally crushed you for 5 years." With all due respect, you're still working a job.
With all due respect, you're buying the top of oil. With all due respect, you bought the top of gold. You bought the top of silver. You bought the top of AI stocks. With all due respect, you cursed Dubai. With all due respect, everything you touch goes to poop as well, and right now you're telling me to sell crypto and leave and go buy real estate.
$10 doonies is coming in every single week. We also have good news, friends, as well. Remember, US lawmakers, they have unveiled a draft crypto tax bill proposing the stablecoin exemption for transactions under $200 doonies. But they removed the Bitcoin. So, like we're making progress though. So, they're literally they've all been like, "Okay, definitely every crypto transaction under $200, there's no taxes." That is for the stablecoins only.
So, oh man, it's just a matter of time. It's just a matter of time. I hope we do get that. That'd be great cuz then you can just literally spend stuff, and you don't have to worry about all these no KYC things out here for items $200 or less. That'd be fantastical. I'd love to see that. The difficult challenge now begins.
How do we get our crypto portfolio values above $7? That's the next phase. So, this is, friends, the Washington and also Jeremy, send it to zero. We are ready. Wow, so this is really cool. Did you make this in AI? This is awesome. I like the font. Send it to zero. We're ready for less than $7. We are buying every Thank you very much, Jezza.
That's That's really cool. I like that. Thank you so much too. We also have Mr. Gubler. Can't even take my family out for dinner for $200. That's way too low. I know. I know. My portfolio is down 99%. I know, but you got you got to remember, right? We We've gone from crypto's banned and it'll never be money, and now the president likes it.
Now, under $200 transactions, you see it's just a It's just it's it it's It steps in the right direction. That's why we're just grateful for, I guess, being alive even though like the whole industry's been a freaking curse. Um as well, friends, something just to think about as we have like this second fear leg and everybody's filling up their jerrycans and calling for $220 oil, Jim Cramer is bearish.
Relentless give up. Oil up, rates up, stocks down. A short seller's paradise. The inverse oracle god has spoken. So, obviously, friends, what he's talking about is the close of the S&P 500 closing on its low. So, I guess what it basically is like you basically implies, you know, over the weekend things get worse.
There's a gap down. Oh, no, it's going to never get any better. And then something happens, and then maybe later on, "Oh, no, the war did get better." And then continue that. That's typical S&P 500 stuff. And people who are just buying stocks with like a 12-month time frame, you basically always win.
I'm not even joking. Like it's It's kind of sad, man. You know what? This is It's a kick in the balls. Every time I watch these stock guys, they're like, "You've got to be a big boy in the stock world. If you put in money, you might go down for 6 to 9 months. You might not even make money for a whole 12 months." 5 years and counting in crypto, and they're still getting lower.
Five long years. We are still getting crushed, man. I'm going to keep buying. You can go suck a fat one if you're selling. Enjoy it. I'm going to keep buying. Every week, friends, $10 doonies. $10 freaking doonies. Also, do you really want to be on the same side as the retail FOMO man? This is the land of ties, friends.
No shirts, no shorts, no underwear in sight. Just the land of ties in Thailand. Look at all of them. This is retail FOMO FOMO FOMO. This is This is them lining up for gold and silver. Thing about gold and silver though, they did technically go one side after that point, but now they're now they're back holding it upside.
It just took a couple of months. This is it, yeah. But this is the thing, friends. You Look, when you see retail line up, it's not that it's 100% win rate. It's just that it's 95%. Okay? It's 95. It's such It's so high, you have to fade them. You have to. Cuz not it's 95. The gold monthly chart, the RSI hit like 96.
Yeah. So, they were buying at a monthly RSI of 90 93. So, you're like, "Okay, you're at the highest RSI in 40 years." Then it went to 96. Then it was the highest RSI of all time. So, everyone lining up, they they got it right if they traded. But they didn't trade. Of course they didn't trade it. Cuz you only made like freaking like 13 or 15%.
Yeah, 15 to 18% to the top tick in You're not trading it, dude. Like, you know what I mean? If If you're going all in on something just to make that, like you you you're going to get toast. Okay? Remember, friends, that's the gold That's the gold chart I'm referring to here. Okay? I don't I don't have the monthly I don't have an RSI, but yes, you had this many monthly candles in a row.
The monthly RSI literally hit the highest in 100 years of recorded data. And they're all They all lined up like here it was. They They lined up here, and then you got two green candles, and then they're back to like losing now anyway. So, that's all you got. You You what I mean? After friends, of run, and then they get in, there's just the final 2 months.
They they literally get in at the end, which it could be watching right now, but you know, in 2 months crypto can do a lot of things, right? Looks like a lot of things in the poopy times. Alex, how will I wipe my bum? This is no different than toilet paper holding. Looks like those gold queues the other month, Mr.
BHP says. Clement might be an AI. Might not be retail farmer. Oil and energy is more than a tradeable asset. It underpins the whole economy. Okay, fade the AI. Did somebody say chicken? Where can I get chicken? I think friends as well, I can't summarize the news more than President Trump gooning. Okay, so President Trump fans, he's an actual gooner.
This is wild. Okay, so just when I listen to this. So the the the host is going to ask Okay, there's there's people in Iran, they're hurting, and then President Trump has something to say. Let's continue. You can tell us something that is classified, but do you have any insight as to how they are doing?
Do they have drinking water? Do they have food? I It's It's upsetting. So she's just asked President Trump, do they have drinking water? Do they have food, President Trump? Are you Are you upset about the people in Iran? Those people are struggling. They're They're dying. The children. Do you even know what's going on?
President Trump's answer. I do, but first you remember when we had lunch years ago in the base of Trump Tower when it was a brand new building. time ago, yes. A long time ago, and you haven't changed. You have not changed. Now, I'm not allowed to say this. It's the end of my political career, but you may be even better looking, okay?
So I don't know what you're doing. Gee, gosh. Sorry, friends, if it was just a bit low. She says, what about the children? The children are starving. The children are dying. Okay? All in the name of ball. First thing President Trump says, do you remember when we had dinner at Trump Tower? You are more beautiful and even back then.
[snorts] Man. Well, they did warn us though, you know? They did warn us. They said, look man, everything this guy touches turns to You go, yeah, but he had a good run in 2017. We had the biggest crypto all seasons of all time, man. It was our double bubble all season. What do you want us to do? You know?
And then the geniuses would come out and say, oh, but if it worked back then, doesn't mean it works now. Yeah, but you're the same lining up to buy freaking oil, bro. You're the same going against you. And then you realize there's just there's just no point arguing with them, friends. [sighs] Ah, this is a game of survival.
And it is a game. There's winners and there's losers. There's people with sharpened elbows, freaking sharpened elbows. And then there's people who are drinking soy latte with their pinky out, wondering which hormone blockers they're going to take tomorrow. So I'm going to keep DCA buying every week.
It's you, me, and Spoony against the world. It's tough. You know, it's just I I I don't even tell my family, friends. I can't say, hey, guess who's buying crypto? Cuz they just they can't compute it. They go, why on earth would you allocate a single dollarydooney to something that's gone down after 5 years?
But you got to understand, friends, bless their hearts. That is the same thinking and mindset and spirit that will find $80,000 under their bed to FOMO buy something at the very top because it's gone up for 2 years in a row. What if crypto recovers at the end of this year and has a big 2027 and everyone thinks 2028 is just getting started, you know?
Or it could be straight cope. It could be straight cope. Either way we're buying. Like, subscribe, bell button on. Catch you.
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