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🍳 Yummy Update: CRYPTO NEWS, Jim Cramer, Stocks Correlation, Grok, Altcoin Pain, ProveX

🌟yourfriendsommi · 2026-03-14 · 유튜브 시청 1,111 · Board Views 8 · International

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BTC가 약 73,000달러 부근에서 저항을 받았고 주말 약세가 우려된다는 진단. 소프트웨어 지수·나스닥·S&P500·러셀2000·금 등과 암호화폐가 하락 시 동조화되고 있다고 주장하며, 알트코인은 지난 5년간 부진했다고 강조. 짐 크레이머가 시장을 과매도로 보고 매수 중이라고 전하며 그의 과거 예측을 역지표로 조롱. 전 고점 대비 약 75% 하락 사례를 들며 장기 침체를 언급. 후반부는 PulseChain/Prove HEX 관련 홍보성 내용이 섞여 있음.

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01. . This is the 4-hour price action of BTC. Looks like it is rejecting that little $73,000 level, which is such a horrifically trashed price anyway. And I've written here, friends, we're having some fun. It's a fun [clears throat] theme, fun joke. Nothing like a beautifully gentle and sweet rejection from Bitcoin heading into a weekend.

02. The same weekend that Jim Cramer said he's bullish on stocks and he is buying. It's been a pleasure holding 5 years of altcoins with you. I look forward to the next 5 years, friends. We do like the candle every single day here. And yeah, these are actually true, so Jim Cramer is bullish. He is buying.

03. It is very unfortunate that we have to live through that. But, you know, friends, we also we got a bit of cope as well. So, this is actually Jim Cramer he said markets oversold, he is buying. The inverse oracle god has spoken. Okay. He also said he doesn't believe the current market resembles the 2007 pre-financial crisis setup.

04. Uh-oh, times three. What do we do? Here we have Jim Cramer as well. In 2022, he has a perfect record, inverse oracle record, okay? And we have Brandon B. Look at the mag seven. It looks like he wants to peel over and die, okay? So, he's talking about Nasdaq, friends. You look at the mag seven. You know, the mag for magnificent.

05. This is literally everyone is looking at this. It just looks like they're just going to do the whole rollover and die roonies. Oh, no, we're going to have to go up and then we everyone wants to see, "Hey, how's crypto going to fare in this? Uh we're going to go down to 50K, 40K, 20K, may as well be zero, can't go up on anything else." That's [snorts] the current theme of everything going on here, friends.

06. This is a correlation. The correlation that we've seen, this is the software index on the left. And there is extreme huge volume as everybody capitulated out. Remember, software went down because the multiples compressed. It's so funny, they use these different terms. The multiple compressed, the multiple compressed.

07. Dude, stocks dumped. What do you mean the multiples compressed? Oh, the multiples multiples guys, the stock market dudes. They make these fugazi numbers to try like convince themselves they're not holding a Ponzi like everyone else. The multiples are compressing guys, oh the multiples. Oh man. Anyway, the multiples are compressing, so multiples just meaning how far into the future they're happy to pay a premium for the cash flow.

08. And that's all because of AI, because AI puts a big question mark on the future, right? In terms of how far they will grow. But if you follow this chart, it ends up just being a fugazi because now we there's an up only part, but crypto correlated with this on the way down. This is what is is the thing to think about, okay?

09. So, that's what I've written here, friends. Let me take an educated guess based off the couple of curses we've had. Bitcoin and crypto followed software index on the way down. But I bet we're going to fail on the way up. Am I right, crypto industry? The correlation kicked in recently as we dumped super hard.

10. But because we are crypto, the eternally dog poop industry that's voodoo cursed for life, we will not follow it on the way up. I really hope we follow it on the way up, man. I'm just saying that cuz I feel like I'm just trying playing with the universe here, you know what I mean? We're just we are NPCs in this universe here feeling like we're main characters, but we're all NPCs.

11. Only like the top 100 humans actually like push the industry of the whole world forward and the other 8 billion of us are literally doing nothing, which is wasting our time here, right? It's true. Um I hope we do follow. I'm just trying to send signals to the universe. I want the Bogdanoff brothers rest in peace.

12. I want them to be on the phone. You sold? Bump it. Okay, rest in peace to them. What about our upside correlation, you say? But Sonny, if we correlate down, well, when the thing we're correlating down with goes up, shouldn't we go up? Yeah, should. Should. Never happens in past 5 years. So, we correlated on the way down, S&P 500, Nasdaq, Russell 2000, gold, US dollar, the inverse of it, right?

13. Everything just goes bad. Everything goes bad. And now software index. You just end up with a torn butt hole. Okay, follow me if you also need a surgeon after the past 5 years of altcoins. That's exactly where we are. And remember, my friends, altcoins being bad as well. Look, this is the curse as well.

14. This this is what you fancy. This this is This is a spoon to the heart. Okay, and you know, spoony never betrays us. Grab your spoony. Won't betray us, but this is it feels like this tool will tear me apart. Jim Cramer has only gotten one prediction right in the past 5 years. And it was him being bearish on crypto.

15. So, the the 100% win rate inverse article god indicator decides to only stop working for one thing. For us holding crypto long. Oh, well, impeccable record. You know? Um also, friends, my one of my Telegram baby dolls, Mr. JMS, why are we even long this crap? Can't even stop dumping. He's talking about crypto.

16. Now, we have a lot of fun here and we joker-roonies and we'll get some angel music just to accompany you on this journey. And we've got a picker-roonie here, too. And some lollipops. Okay. Why are we even here? Okay. One, you got nowhere to go. That's funny, but that wasn't a real answer. The real answer is the Great Depression took 3 years to find a bottom.

17. So, when we hit 3 years, that's actually the standard 4-year crypto cycle. Around 2.5 to 2.9 years, let's just round it up to three cuz, you know, we're always cursed. That's enough for altcoins to just start making their way up. So, you thought 3 years was enough. Sadly, three became three and a half, became 3.75, then four, then 4.25, 4.5, 4.75, five.

18. Now we're on 5 years. Okay. It keeps getting worse and worse. This is what the others gold ratio looks like. This is the actual curse you get to see. Okay. This is the Great Depression, pretty much. See, the Great Depression, friends, had found its bottom by here. See, if the if the Great Depression, 1929, if we were starting to move up like this, which is friend, look at this.

19. This is March 2024. If it just did this and it went up, it would have been sweet. Look what ended up happening though, down again. All right. It's actually sad. From this point, instead of rising up, we dropped another 75%. That's That's That's messed up, man. Friends, that's messed up. So, when you thought you were going to make, say, the average person [snorts] thought they were going to make like a 5x.

20. That's not even big. They're really expecting 10. But, let's just say for you thought you were going to make a five, but you dropped 75. You know that difference? That is a 20x deviation. 20x. So, people thought like if you had a $1,000 portfolio, you thought you were going to have 20,000. All right.

21. You thought you were going No, you thought you were going to have 5,000. Yeah, but you only ended up with $250. Gosh, that's just wild, man. Oh, well. And then you can even do the numbers out bigger, right? People with a $10,000 portfolio thought they were going to have 50k. At least, right? Actually, let's do the real number 10x.

22. Everyone thought they were going to do 10x from that point point 10x, okay? So, people have $10,000 in March 2024, they thought it was going to be 100k. That's what they thought it was going to. They thought it was going to 100k, instead it went down to 2,500. You see that big difference? They're looking at I thought I'd have $100,000, I've got 2,500.

23. That's the reality we're going through. So, that's why still in here, because it's been a very very very long time and it continues to stay long, but you don't know where you don't know where it's going to turn around. Also, shout out to my friend Mr. Hex Jam Hex. The PulseChain community is excited for the Prove Hex launch, but nobody can figure out if the price is going to pump or dump in the first 3 months.

24. Thank you Mr. Hex Jam Hex for making this. Man, this is really cool. They actually put a fluffy microphone on the NASA jacket. This is awesome, man. This is really good. Man, AI is really good. I actually like it. Hey, hey, hey. In the space rocket. Pretty cool. And speaking of Prove Hex, friends, I've made some Spoony Wilders content.

25. It's coming out for you. A lot of Spoony Spoony Wilders have had a lot of um It's It's just early access member stuff, all right? Okay? But, a lot of them I'm just finding here for you. A lot of it has It has been smashing out. You can see them actually here, friends. So, we have Spoony Wilders unleashed and then Spoony Wilders again.

26. There's actually another one coming out coming out in a in a few hours. Um later today, maybe like 6 or 7 hours. Uh I think when maybe between 6 and 10 hours. And why why I'm talking about Prove Hex very important. So, there's been a lot of alpha deep deep deep alpha. But, one [clears throat] of the Okay, the Prove Hex deployer.

27. So, actually I made a members post on my Twitter subs, which is Spoony Wilders on X as well. See, hot alpha hot hot hot hot hot hot. Okay, hot alpha. And what I actually what actually there is there's a line connection. It's not a direct connection. It's not direct. It's just suspicious. Right? Where the PulseX deployer it got funded by a wallet that got funded by some other wallet and you follow the line PulseX the actual PulseX PulseChain the connection goes through a wallet that interacted with PulseChain Maker DAO and it raised the debt ceiling.

28. Okay, I'm actually giving you the whole alpha right here. Okay? Did you give me the sexy alpha? And so the famous 5996 wallet rumored Richard Heart rumored Maria inside our PulseChain pioneer that wallet as well See how that act So that wallet that connection it it interacted with PulseChain Maker DAO related to P Day narrative.

29. Okay, not directly touch P Day but just anything touching PulseChain Maker DAO is related to that. That 5996 wallet 10 days earlier also did an action on PulseChain Maker DAO. It changed a debt ceiling but for another another thing. Okay? So like I said, it's not a direct message uh connection but like it's kind of like friends you ever watch that show Cheaters?

30. Okay? Wasn't like wasn't like Cheaters where like you know maybe the lady she like hires a PI to find you know if her husband's cheating or not. It it's kind of like where you got the social media your husband says "Oh, I'm going to my friend's house." Okay? And then you check the girl that you think that he's sleeping with and then her Facebook media you know maybe she's on Instagram she goes, "I'm staying in tonight." You know what I mean?

31. Oh, she's staying in. He's going to his friends but then you see both of their cars at the parking lot of a baseball game. Okay, that's what we're looking at. We're like, "Okay, not not saying anything. I'm just just observing." Both of their cars are parked at the baseball game. I've seen both of their cars.

32. You haven't seen them inside together cuz that would actually be confirmed. Pete I confirmed, right? But it's it looks like a smoking gun. So yeah, you will enjoy the video, friends, as we go through when it comes out as well. Also, recent news, friends. So everyone's bearish still. Everyone's massively bearish.

33. See, Grok fan talking about Grok news has identified that the crypto crowd is bearish. Soy boy bears. Grok has correctly reported that most crypto influencers are begging for a big crash. Please, Daddy, please. Please crash. That's what they're saying. The biggest bull has a price target of $50,000 Bitcoin.

34. Interesting. Yeah, interesting. Bitcoin traders predict 50k bear market bottom. Okay, that is what if you I I click I clicked onto it. That was the most bullish one. If you actually scroll through, it was just that the highest influence account on that page had the 50,000. Everybody else had 45, 42, 39, 38, 40k, whatever.

35. Zero influencers believe crypto will rise in 2026. They are all telling their audience, "Buy my indicator. It will definitely make you money this time." Follow me for more crypto alpha. So I'm I'm here. I'm I'm reporting these yummy yummy updates for you. This is Bluey bear saying, "This is my indicator." And this is a South Park episode.

36. She's literally farting out all these What's this, friends? The nice the the party the party decorations. Why is that? The soy boy bears. Slaying says, "Possible Babylonian crypto magic." So that's actually gold. So, yes, Babylonian crypt- Mr. Possible, that's actually a good one. Babylonian cryptomagic, that might be a funny name to give our disbelief run.

37. The gay bears will cope hard. I'm following my friend. I'm following from the beginning. Thank you. Mr. Possible, wake up, broski. We're pumping. So, this is at the time it was happening, yes, we That's what I just showed. We had a bit of a rejection of RuneScape, but I hope it's a bit of the pre-empting.

38. Okay, this is what the weekly candle looks like. This is what it looks like so far. Okay, so if you've been receiving yummy updates, friends, don't forget it loves you. Press like and subscribe. Catch you soon.

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