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Jim Cramer의 '세계 경제 둔화' 발언을 역지표로 보고 유가 하락·S&P500 상승을 근거로 제시. 금은 전쟁 이후 강세 전망을 비꼬며 이미 반영됐다고 주장. 비트코인은 4년 주기 및 평균 매입단가(약 8.3만 달러) 기준 저항을 언급, 시장 변동성은 VIX 26 수준으로 관망 필요 강조. 알트코인 매도 및 펀딩레이트 음전환을 근거로 한 단기 역발상 관점 제시.
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Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum. Welcome back friends for your yummy yummy update. We had some breaking news that came out yesterday. If you want to know why why did we get these series of events with it on Lego battles, Trump oil crypto doing a little ticky ticky up.
It's because of the one and only Jim Kramer. Jim McCrae, my friends, his tweet, "Every day the world's economy will slow from the war very hard to break free." And would you believe it, he literally sparked something in the universe. He gave it a divine spark, the inverse spark. And then after marking that the inverse oracle god has spoken, boom, we have the oil dump and we have the S&P 500 spike up.
Bluey Bear. Oh, poop. Pack your bags and some diapers. Remember, remember, so he's an inverse oracle god. So, when he's bearish on the economy, look, we're just gonna we're going have to assume it was a glitch in the matrix. This is what breaks my heart, man. The one time he got something right in the past 5 years.
Literally, the only one time was he was freaking bearish on crypto at the end of last year. That's why I really do believe JP Mido and these insider scum. It all coincides with the for cycle, but they did manipulate us down. I know they did, but you know, it's it's with the the four cycle told you as well.
So, you always had an out, you know, but you know, we're here to make it though. DCA buying every week. Here we have friends, uh, Uncle Peter Shift, the broken clock. So, remember gold dump down, right? Okay, remember friends, gold, gold is old, gold is old, gold. Well done, crypto traders. You've also cursed gold.
Now, what happened to Peter Schiff? Remember friends, Peter Schiff is a broken clock. This was his tweet. If you were bullish on gold before the war, you should be born more bullish now. The war means a soaring US budget deficit, skyrocketing food and energy prices, recession, rising unemployment, collapsing stock, bond, real estates, increased terohheism and financial crisis.
But this is the you got to learn, okay? You're learning about the the world. Yeah. Insiders knew about the war when they were buying in the past 2 years. Okay? They knew about the war. Up and up and up and up and up we go. Here comes the parabola. Boom. All the war come stuff comes out. Isn't that wild here?
Isn't it wild? So you're thinking like who the hell was buying up here and for what reason? You know they're just going to say to you, oh D was China hedging or is this or that? Sure buddy. Sure. Um, I don't think I don't think you recall properly, but the pedo file island that Alex Jones was joking about 28 years ago actually is real.
So, it is a red pill supercycle. Remember, Uncle Peter Schiff is the broken clock. And he sometimes he does watch my he has watched my channel from time to time. He's actually commented. So, shout out to Uncle Pety over there in Puerto Rico's. And shout out to Spent. Spent get some Ethereum. You'll thank me later.
Gold is already priced in the wall. Ain't that the truth. So, more yummy updates coming your way, friends. Uh remember [clears throat] the the whole theme of soy boy scum traders. They are scum, friends. They are scum, you know. And and what I got to do is I got to play some pump music. Just to reiterate the point and send it home.
Okay. I'm doing push-ups in the lounge room. I am even squatting in the shower. Okay, I'm not skipping leg day. I'm sharpening my elbows. All right, what are they doing? They are trading. They are losing and they are trading. They are buying backwards looking data trash indicators with no edge. We made a huddle meme for you, Habib.
We made the meme for you. It's a word hodddle. You know what hodle means? We made it for you. Simple, one word, easy to say, easy to remember. Okay, we're playing with our game, boys. What are you doing over there? You're in the process of losing it all. Okay, so you can keep trying your PvP Soy Lana trash or your other leverage trading garbage.
You have no edge trading copper, bro. You have no edge in even gold and silver. You don't you don't have an edge. You don't even know the correlations. Do you even know what to watch? If the Dixie spikes up, what's gold do? Do you even know what it does? You don't. You have no edge. You're not even watching it.
You're not in there. So, they're trying to ticky ticky trade everything. And just news flash for you as well, having a system and a method is not enough to make money. Every single algorithm ever coded as a bot coded itself with a system with a method. And guess what? 99% of them lose. Their shelf life is temporary.
And now they're all short, friends. They're all short. This is the Bitcoin funding rate. It's now negative, which means they are paying to be short. They're in the hotel chair. They're paying for the guy to come in and the other guy and the other guy and the other guy. All the weak hands are short. Just like when the funding rate spikes up big, all the weak hands are long and they need a reset.
Now, how long how long does it take before the reset changes every time? Number one. Number two, how far does it have to go before it actually flips to long again? You don't know. You're not trying to guess that even as a trader, okay? You're just trying to look for good positions. But that's why I'm just showing you even on short term, you know, you're taking the other side of the soy boy trader scum.
They marked the top of gold. They marked the top of silver. They marked the top of AI stocks. They generationally cursed old coins. Luckily, they're out of them now. And now they mark the top of gold. I'm sure gold I of oil. They're getting distributed on there. So, you got to remember friends, I know what's at stake here.
Okay? And a reason why why I speak like this, okay, it's it's for a damn good reason. Yeah. It's because you obviously you're a baby doll, you know, but all these other people you don't know the names of the people who I know who literally lost absolutely everything to their name on that move up. Okay.
You don't know their names. I know their names. They're gone. Yeah. They're gone. They're finished. They lost everything. They can't They couldn't get it back. I can't get it back. Okay. And then there are another round of people. It happened here. Okay. It happened here. Remember friends, even de Alexander Lorenzo massively short down there.
Swiped up. What's your strategy by the way? Do you have a strategy for being wrong? Do you have a strategy for what if holding actually works from here? They don't have a strategy, P. There's no strategy. Their strategy is make money and like uh, you know, buy the low and buy the bull trend and sell the downtrend.
Whatever, man. It's just like I said, friends, it's easier for those people instead of teaching them. It's way easier to actually make snake oil trash and just siphon money itself. That's what all these influencers do oft them. Okay, this is the move that happened immediately as oil spiked, friends, when all the crypto traders were long at the top and it dropped immediately, that 14% down move as well.
Um, so this these cursed traders, luckily, they're out of altcoins now. They're out of altcoins because Bitcoin dominance in instead of like three years green and then one year down of Bitcoin dominance which is good for altcoins obviously. Uh we had four up years for Bitcoin dominance. Literally just the the widow maker has done.
So crypto trader scum curse gold, silver, AI stocks. They cursed oil. I told you this would happen. I made videos on this every day as you're watching them now. Crypto traders sold their alt coins and now beg for Bitcoin to crash to 40k. They beg for it. Just a reminder friends, remember I calculated based off the average volume buys and sells.
I calculated this myself. The break even price for the average crypto trader. Okay, the break even volume weighted average crypto trader. If for for somebody who sold the top, right, for somebody who sold the top of the cycle, the average is 83,000 after tax. Okay, that's for someone who bought at 30K the average highest volume area back in in the bare market and then sold it at around 100.
The average buys is 30 average sells 100 you know like remember friends as well you had like you know like I think there was remember like there was Ben Copen and Ivan they sold like heaps of and Uncle Bobby Lucas they sold like heaps of Bitcoin like 76k so your average price around 100. So that's why if I think just guessing if Bitcoin gets back to 82 people will start to sweat and then there might be a little ticky ticky down they go don't worry we're going to get a 40k but then anything above 85 if you see a 90k BTC they're not they're not celebrating anymore they're actually hate hating it okay it'll be the hated rally why is that because now even though they bought and sold they can't buy back their original supply of BTC they have to get back less and they're now going to be begging and begging and begging.
So that'll put a lot of pressure on them. So that'll be an interesting number to watch for you and me. Um so we're going to see fans what to expect from here. We're going to be remember fans Iran issues a statement denying President Trump's post. So this is what happened, right? Iran said Trump is lying about peace.
So obviously Trump makes his his tweet saying, you know, we we settled it and then Iran says, "No, no, no. There is no direct or indirect contact. He's trying to buy time with the war. He withdrew from power plant strikes after a firm warning." Hamos will not return to pre-war conditions, etc. with all the Lego battles and stuff out here.
So, we're probably going to see more of this volatility of everything going around. But, you know, friends, if you really want to look at what's everything um how's the market really uh perceiving all this stuff, you just look at the VIX. Remember the VIX, I've written it here, friends. Remember, think of put options, cost of downside insurance.
This is the VIX. So, the VIX is now right here. Okay? So, it's right here. So, it actually ticked up 31, came all the way back down to 20, and now it settles in the middle. You know, it's kind of funny how the market goes, oh no, there's no piece. Okay, full piece. Okay, half piece. And it settles, it settles in between.
Um, this is the VIX at 26. So, I guess, you know, um, everyone monitoring the situation, it's still going to have to be sitting on sidelines. We're going to move in through this month of April. I've seen some Chinese mythology stuff. Apparently like this March is like some fire energy thing and April is like water and the only way you can get through the fire is with this water.
So that comes next month. Whatever man, we're locked in. Friends, like, subscribe. Catch you in the next one.







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