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It's a yummy update time. It's a yummy update time. That's Crash Bandicoot theme. You're under arrest for being a major loser. I heard the interest rates are too high. Major loser pal. I got some bad news, by the way, for major loser pal. Jim Kramer is actually bullish on him as we covered earlier, friends.
So, here we have Jim Kramer saying nice things about major loser power. I mean, you can't friends. Remember the last time we heard Jim Kramer say nice things was soy bankman freed, right? He says this guy, what is he the next Elon Musk or the next Warren Buffett or something? Oh, he said he's the next Steve Jobs.
Oh, that was right before the Ponzi collapse. Oh man. Jim Kramer says Jerome Pal has been a fantastic Fed chairman. Remember Jim Kramer is the inverse oracle god, which means we will find incriminating dirt on Major Loser Pal. After all, it is crime season, baby. Via his emails or communications later on.
I want to remind you of something. Never forget Major Loser Pal and the rest of the US Fed. Major Loser Pal's a puppet. A mate, you got to understand, dude. He is elected for a reason. Because he looks soft. He looks stern. He look, oh, I'm like, I I I care about the people. I respect the people. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Shut up. I know how the US Fed and the central banks work. You take $3 out of one pocket. You put it in there to someone else and then you get the other $8 out of their other pocket. You're giving three, you're taking eight every single year. You're giving three with the Kippy increase fake number and then you're taking eight with your money printing.
It's owned by JP Mido and all the other private shareholders of the US V. They are the slave masters. They have assassinated two US presidents. They are behind the funding. And there was actually a third one. That was an attempt. They survived. Some people get it, some people don't. If you don't get it, you are getting jabbed five times.
You are a You are hating every race because it's on the TV. Why don't you hate all the races? You don't need to be told on the TV you hate all these other races, dude. Gosh, these just, you know, you don't respect yourself, so we don't respect you. Major loser Pal and the rest of the US Fed were instrumental in killing the crypto industry in 2022 and 2023 under the Gary Gendler SEC.
The US Fed is the puppet controller of the SEC. All right? Because the US Fed is owned by the deep state banks, Wall Street. All right? It's a revolving door. There's no bank account connection. And by the way, even if there was, you wouldn't be able to see it because it's not a public transparent open ledger blockchain like we have in crypto.
That's why we made crypto in the first place. That's why Satashi knew this. The SEC works for the US Fed. It is their shadow arm. Bluepilled cuckles do not know any of this because they are jabbed five times and they are currently posting about their useless ice opinion into Elon Musk and Nikita's AI slop Twitter feed.
Do you get it now? And but by the way, that's the best place place to post it. All right, if you're even bothering on Facebook or Tik Tok or Instagram, I mean like you you are beyond help. In other good news, though, friends, we do have the racist Russell 2000 continuing to defy belief. It It's printing new highs.
It's literally sending everybody into disbelief, friends. It's It's sending everyone to disbelief. Uh no one's got any words for it. They don't understand what's going on. I have been covering it here for you. Here's a side dock on a Pokéball, by the way. And yes, it does light up. Thank you very much.
There you go. Isn't it cute? So, what's going on? I'm confused. I'm confused. The market prices in the future. It doesn't price in today. It prices in the world. It thinks it's going to be like in the next 3 to 6 months. It's pricing in a hot economy. The Russell 2000 is saying Trump is going to be successful.
It's saying the PMI is going to go up. That's what That's what it's saying. Not me. That's what the market's doing right now. Okay. It confirms nothing ever happens with Trump versus Pal. Russell 2000 is literally an index of a thousand unprofitable companies. Some could call a Ponzi just like crypto.
Russell 2000 making new highs constantly. The bears are in disbelief. I think the soy boy bears. Okay, fair enough. You want to stay in disbelief mode? At least tell your wife's boyfriend what the racist Russell 2000 is doing. so he can make an informed financial decision. Earlier today, friends just in Trump has announced a 25% tariff on countries trading with Iran.
Okay, he goes effectively effective immediately. Any country doing business with Iran will pay a tariff of 25% and any business that does it with USA. This order is final and conclusive. Thank you for your attention to the manner. President Trump, you and I are constantly climbing the wall of worry.
Friends, remember we have the Kippy data coming out. Kippy friends, by the time you see this, it's going to come out in less than 12 hours from now. All right, in less than 12 hours, the Kippy data is going to come out probably around, you know, anywhere from 9 or 12 depending you watch this video. Um, and I pray that the numbers are even lower.
Now, just to tell you, the forecast is friends, the forecast is really good. You want to know something, friends? When the if the forecast is 2.7%. It means major loser pal has rates way too high. Yeah, he's got rates at 3.75 and the rates are 2.7. Okay, so he's already got rates way too high. You know, every Fed chairman, fan, just to show, you know, they don't publicly say these fans.
Every single Fed chairman, Kevin Warshit, um Fed Waller, obviously Major Wina Hasset, who should be in there. Every single Fed person who's considered for the job, but there's like three or four, all of them said the worst one, fans, Kevin Warshit with the hairline of a 12-year-old boy. Kevin Warshit literally says rates should be 2.5% right now.
He's basically saying, "Yeah, rates should be five cuts lower. We should That's the That's the hawk. The hawkish guy is saying, "Yeah, it should be five cuts lower." Oh my gosh, man. Okay, but they come out friends and they say their words like, "Oh, no, no, major loser pals. Actually, he's major kind person in the background." But shut up, dude.
You understand? You are the deep state bank. You are the slave masters. Oh, man. You know, like I said, friends, I mean this when I saying this. I don't want everyone to wake up. Stay asleep, dude. Stay asleep. You know, if everybody wakes up, no one's paying off the debt. No one's paying off the debt.
Yeah. No one. Imagine it's like you're at a party. Let's say it's a really one of these wild parties, okay? There's pizza, there's Game Boys, maybe watching Simpsons reruns or something, okay? One of those really, really wild parties. And let's say you had a crystal ball in the future. Okay? Let's say you knew, let's say you all got a hole.
Let's say you knew. You're like, "Oh my gosh, in in 4 hours from now, it's going to rain and a hole is going to fall through the roof in the back of the hall and it's going to create a big mess and everyone's going to have to spend 5 hours cleaning it up." Imagine you knew that. So, what would you do?
You leave early. You get it? But if you were to tell everybody in your hall, "Hey, guess what? In 5 hours there's going to be a hole that breaks down. It's going to be a big big big mess. Guess what happens? Everybody leaves. No one cleans up the mess. You get it? Who's going to clean up the mess? You told everybody.
You woke everybody up. WHERE EVERYONE'S LIKE, "OH, GOLLY GEE, I'VE GOT TO GO GET MORE GAME BOYS from the service station and go home. Oopsies." You see that? Yeah. Let's say you're the person who got the lease for the hall. If you knew that and you if you saw, let's say me, I'm running around with my cute little u police officer hat going, "Hey, you got to wake up.
You got to wake up. Please, you got to wake up. There's going to be a big roof that collapses and you're going to have to clean up. Leave with me. Leave." If you saw me waking up everybody, what would you do? You said, you would say, "Go back to your seat, get the Doritos, and start another episodes of Simpsons.
No one's leaving this place. You're all going down with this ship. That's exactly what you would do. You would close up. You'd chain up the door. Well, metaphorically that represents or the deep state banks, they use the coconut intelligence agency. They'll Pegasus software some Iran guy and they'll say, "Hey, habibi, I am from Iran.
I want to uh build a nuclear weapon using Bitcoin transaction." And they send some child corn probably there and put some weird stuff like, you know, incriminating stuff like maybe they show like, "Oh my gosh, he was a Digimon kid. Haha, what a loser. Pokemon's way better than Digimon." You know what I mean?
Something makes you look really bad. Oh no, he was a Digimon kid. Right? And then they just throw it out to the media and everyone's like, "Oh no, Bitcoin's being used for nuclear weapons. I guess what we're going to have to do is lock the whole world down. You're not allowed out of this banking system, brother." Yeah, that's what happens if you wake everybody up, friends.
Okay, I literally told you exactly what you do and they have no other choice. Yeah, that's why I don't even bother. I don't want I don't want everyone to wake up. If everyone wakes up, the whole system collapses. You don't want everyone to wake up. Okay. Witty Pooh said the bare market is confirmed for 2026.
He pretty much believes, you know, January, February, that's the most it will ever go up and then the whole whole rest of the year is going June. That's wild, bro. Because Ethereum already had a bare market 2025. It had nine red monthly candles, but these people think Ethereum should be worth zero. Now, Witty Pooh is a good counter signal.
Do you remember, friends, I showed you Witty Pooh when Bitcoin dominance was 66%. Right? He literally said it's going to 90. He actually said it's going higher than that. He said it's going above 95%. Bitcoin dominance 90 to 95%. That was literally the pico top of that. Yeah. Oh man. You know, he also unfortunately said he sold all his Bitcoin, invested in Bitcoin miners and stuff.
I hope it works out, bro. Just just that's freaking just ah man. You know, good luck to you. I showed you this earlier as well, friends. Crypto viewership is down, man. In a massive, massive bare market. Crypto viewership is still down from 2021. It's still going low. But you got to understand, friends, we've literally like doubled the amount of people in the whole industry and we're like down 80% in views.
So that's how bad it is around here. Do you want to know what's funny? The views, if you look at, let's just look at this little area. This was Trump Euphoria. You see that Trump Euphoria was here and then we've been making, we've literally been in a bare market for 12 months now, 13 months, right? In terms of viewership.
Kind of funny, fans. We are down. on the fence. The views are so low. They've literally hit new lows. We are back to January 2021 when retail first like that. That's views, man. Views. How? We've doubled the industry in size. We've doubled up from like 300 million to like 680 million or something or a billion.
I don't know what it is. It's just Yeah, that that's Yeah, that's just that's how bad it is out there, man. So, where are we going to go from here? A very good question. We're still stuck in the triangle. This is BTC. Hopefully, we'll go up into the gay bear zone. Remember friends, Witty Pooh and everyone else, if if you imagine there is the, you know, that 50week moving average line.
It's like here. Okay. So, everybody believes when we get here, they believe it will be a big rejection down and that we're all finished. That's what everybody that's crowd consensus. So, if we do get up here and we do this, right, and maybe there's a fake out and then we actually go oop. Okay. Well, this is the thing, right?
Altcoin spans from this point. So, by the way, they won't even be buying this, by the way. They'll only buy if Bitcoin's above 130. But let's say the the first round of people will admit they go, "Oh crap, this is not how a bare market's meant to look." Okay, so remember friends, they all sold the bottom here.
So, they've already lost 25% of their BTC. That's if they buy back in there, they're not going to buy back in there because up here there's going to be new lower high expectations. Up here, you're going to have cryptocrapo and everyone's saying lower high, lower high, lower high. They're going to keep doing that, right?
So, if bitcoins, you lost 25% of your Bitcoin. Old coins would have gone up a 2x or a 3x, which means best case, best I mean absolute best case, you've lost 50% of your old coins. Goodbye. How disgusting that is, by the You have lost everything you're ever going to make in this cycle. You have taken a 50% tax hit, right?
It's a crypto influencer tax. Listening to crypto influencers, right? That's what it is. So, but you know what they would say? Of course, let's play devil's advocate here. They would say, "Oh, no, no, no. We're definitely going bare market confirmed. So, I've actually saved you a lot of money." That's that's what they all say.
That's why I'm telling you, look, man. I I hear you. All right. I hear you. Just like you hear your wife moaning on that bed. There's seven dudes. Okay. I don't know. You freaking You paid for them to get there. You're going to pay for their taxi home as well. I get it. And there's 17 guys in the hallway.
All right. She's trying to be the next Bonnie Blue. No one's going to be the next Bonnie Blue. Okay. I get it. It's very hard to say, but there's 43 of you lined up. Okay. In the Bonnie Blue line, there's 43 Soy Boy influencer bears all lined up. The top five biggest YouTube channels are all major bearish.
Coinbthole, the Twinks, Ben Copen, I forgot who number four, number five is. Okay. Crypto banter. 90% of all his influencers who doing the daily shows are all beer. It's only Ran who listens to me in the morning. Good morning to you, Randy Boo. He actually does, friends. He's got an hour between before he goes to work and he actually catches up on all the workouts.
I I know I'm on the rotation. Of course, I'm on the ro. what you're going to learn for everybody else. There's no there's no learning, bro. They're just filtering my stuff back to you. Okay. He's becoming sentient, right? So, the first bull you get to, friends, I'm trying to think who's actually the first bull.
It used to be all Twinks are bearish now. Twink said bare market confirmed. And Twink said, "Oh, Bitcoin goes to 120, now it's a bull." Golly G. All right. So, we're in a bit of a pickle now. The first bull actually can't even call Crypto Crew University Steve. He's not even bullish. He does the complete 50/50 views.
He goes, "Oh no, this is looking bad." But if the indicator can cross up, it will look good. But friends, do you understand? Indicators are lagging from the price action, right? So if you look, if you calculate, how does the indicator cross up? Bitcoin closes like a month above 120K. Where's your edge, bro?
You're telling me, oh, if the price goes up, it's good. If the price goes down, it's bad. He's bearish. Okay, he's be too scared fenders. They're so scared to come out and say, "Oh, but and it used to be Tom Bull. There was only one bull left. Tomy, the final bull, one guy with bull left." Yeah. The only guy who was bullish crypto lock.
There's a problem though. Everyone started noticing he does two videos. He does all the bare case and then all the bull case. It's literally 50/50. But he's the most bullish because he just covers the bullcase in a in a whole video. Whereas every other single influencer, nobody will even do a bull case in a video.
They do like two talking points of the bull and then like 15 points of their bear. Yeah, there's nobody left. You know, you might say, "Oh, but what are you about stupid friends?" I'm not I'm not here with an opinion, but I don't know. I'm just telling you what the market is positioned that, okay? You understand?
I'm a I'm a channeler. I'm lightning rod. Okay? I'm not trying to I don't know where the thing's going, dude. You understand? Friends, I'm literally every single button and hole of my body has been penetrated. I need a surgeon. So many stitches. I don't have an opinion. You I don't care. But oh, up down.
That's ego stuff. I don't give a I'm just telling you. Tom Lee was the final bull. He's been slain. He said bare market first half this year. There's no one left with the final bull's gone. Okay? If you're looking at all these people with like the they have to have an opinion. They have to have like a big target and stuff out here.
Yeah. There's no one left, right? Unless you want to talk about Arthur Hayes and that's it. That's why it's very interesting. Arthur Hayes because no one trusts him. Because if you listen to all the bearish people, they go, "Oh, but Arthur changes his mind every month. There's no more bulls left, friends.
There's literally no more bulls." Okay. So, it's interesting, right? Even that's funny. Even the Bitcoin OG whale scum aren't bullish. Yeah. Cuz they've been dumping whilst telling us it's gone to a million dollars and they're dumping at 90,000. The bare market is meant to end when you kill the final bull, you know.
So, let's see what happens here. You know, but we know I'm friends. Markets that can always do this, bro, and just kill you forever. They can. So, we'll see how the triangle works out. Don't forget, you're my friend. It's crime season, baby. Like, subscribe. Catch you soon.







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