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이 영상은 투자 조언이 아니라 워런 버핏의 검소한 생활 습관을 소개하는 오락성 콘텐츠다. 주제: 워런 버핏의 생활 방식 버핏은 억만장자지만 검소하며, 오래된 차와 1950년대 집에 계속 살고 공공교통을 이용하기도 한다. 버크셔해서웨이 CEO 연봉은 10만 달러로 미국 대기업 CEO 중 낮은 편이다. 주제: 버핏과 코카콜라·맥도날드 버핏은 하루 콜라 3~4캔을 마시며 직접 돈을 낸다. 버크셔가 코카콜라 지분 10%를 보유하고 있다는 언급이 있다. 매일 맥도날드에 가며 주가 흐름과 신문에 따라 메뉴 가격대를 고른다고 농담조로 묘사된다. 주제: 쿠폰과 빌 게이츠 버핏은 쿠폰을 요구해 쓰며 친구 빌 게이츠와 홍콩 맥도날드에 간 일화가 소개된다. 주제: 기타 농담과 마무리 전자레인지 베이컨을 둘러싼 농담과 선물 개봉 장면으로 영상이 마무리된다. 투자 관련 발언: 종목·자산에 대한 가격 방향 예측은 없다.
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So, I didn't get to give you this before Christmas, Carl, but I have a wonderful present for you. Oh, cool. Come here. We'll open it after the video. Ai. Warren Buffett is a billionaire investment genius whose net worth is greater than the value of King Midi's bedroom, after he wrote everything down.
But he is also a kind, grandfatherly gentle man, frugal by nature, who even being the fourth richest person on the planet will not stop from making a good deal. So, I don't really know much about Warren Buffett. There are really only two things you need to know about Warren Buffett: first, he is a billionaire who has promised to give away 99% of his wealth before he dies.
And secondly, he is incredibly thrifty . He's like the kind of guy who buys a can of beans on Tuesday so he can take a bubble bath on Wednesday. That's the kind of guy he is. Come on, think about it. I see how your brain works. Beans on Tuesday to have a bubble bath on Wednesday. What makes you make beans, Brad?
A. Now, after hearing this, you might think that a super-rich billionaire who doesn't like to spend money is an oxymoron, but we have to remember: just because someone has a lot of money doesn't mean they like to spend it. You said at the beginning that he was going to give away 99% of his wealth. Yes.
So he's not some rich, stingy bastard like Mr. Burns. He just doesn't like to spend money on himself or waste it unnecessarily. And he's known for, you know , actively avoiding the usual trappings and luxuries of other billionaire CEOs. So what are the usual attributes of millionaires or billionaires that he has rejected?
He doesn't have a cool car. He still rides the same carriage from the 80s because it still works. He still lives in the same house he did in the 50s because it's 5 minutes from his office, and he still sometimes uses public transportation. You know what's amazing here? He has a 30- year-old car that is still running.
Well, things used to take ages to make, right? Like, now you buy some crap— it breaks instantly. Back then, things were made to last a long time. We've talked about this before, and I'll talk about it forever . The only brand I will ever flatter is the damn Henry vacuum cleaners. Yes, it took a minute to talk about Henry Hoover.
You're getting free damn advertising here. These things are just the bomb. Henry is the best. Dyson can go to hell. Henry, this is a channel about Henry. Damn it. Henry vacuum cleaners are, damn it , just kings in the world of vacuum cleaners. I can't imagine how anyone else can compete with them . There's nothing better than Henry.
So I guess Warren Buffett is the type who wouldn't fly first class. Unless they give him a free upgrade or something, because he's, damn it, Warren Buffett. And I'm guessing he doesn't have limousine drivers or a huge private jet. No, it doesn't. But his company has a private jet. And when they bought it in 1989, Buffett got so angry about it that he criticized other CEOs, saying, "You don't need a private jet.
Just fly a regular plane. "It's not that difficult." He forced them to buy it used, then called it " Unjustified" as a sign that he was a hypocrite for allowing the company to buy it. So you said Buffett is a CEO? Yes. Berkshire Hathaway, this monolithic corporate entity that invests in everything and has stakes in every business—from Apple computers to companies that sell vacuum cleaners, but not the ones we don't care about here, of course .
Only Henry, all day, hashtag. So he probably makes a good living as CEO. What is his salary? His salary as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, one of the largest corporations on the planet, is $100,000 a year, which may seem like a large sum to many, and it is, but it is one of the lowest salaries of any CEO in the US.
And that probably means Warren Buffett technically makes less than the people who advertise loot boxes on YouTube. So, I guess it's all a matter of perspective. As the CEO of such a huge investment company, he's probably constantly being offered a bunch of things for free. Well, he is offered, but he refuses most of them because he does not want to actively use his position as CEO for his own benefit and always insists on paying for the few pleasures he allows himself.
What kind of pleasures, for example? Mostly Coca-Cola. He is a really big Coca-Cola fan for some reason. He drinks three or four cans a day and always insists on paying for it himself. That is, yes. OK. Oh, yes. You might think, “Okay, Carl, he’s rich as hell, he should pay for this. He has to pay for himself." Yes.
So, I should point out that Warren Buffett, as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, owns 10% of Coca-Cola. Oh, yes. He could, yes. He could literally call Coca-Cola and say, " Listen, I own 10% of your company. Give me a free Coca-Cola." And they would send him a million cans to shut him up. And he—no, he pays for it himself.
Tins. Tins. Banks. Cans of cola. Sorry, that guy from the north is talking about me. Can I have a can of something? Mum, do you have 20 pence for a tin? I bet that's what you really sounded like. This is not true. No, my real accent. I sounded—this is very embarrassing to say—like MC Deo. My real accent is just "Oh, you idiot, right?" I remember when I moved, so many people would come up to me as soon as I started talking and say, "Oh, you idiot.
Oh , you idiot." It was so annoying that I learned to suppress my natural northern accent. So, I apologize. I think I was having lunch the other day and my friend dropped my phone in his food and I switched to a northern dialect so quickly because I was so angry that he actually flinched because he had never heard my real voice before.
It's one of those things that happens every now and then . I was talking to an American or someone like that once. They asked, "Give me an example of something in your northern accent that I don't understand." I said, " Just going to be the best gin to the beck in it," and they said, "What?" "That makes perfect sense." It's understandable that for someone who is a huge fan of Coca-Cola, Warren Buffett adores McDonald's, reportedly eating there every day.
So, this person is a billionaire. One of the richest people on the planet. Yes. He goes to McDonald's every day. Every day he goes to the same establishment because he's on his way to work, the staff knows him by name, and he pays without change. Exactly that much. What is he buying? What does he buy with the rest?
He buys one of three options at a price between 2.61 and 3.17. And what he chooses that day depends on the morning newspaper he reads and whether the stock market is doing well. And if things are n't going well on the stock market, he chooses the cheaper option. And if the market is doing pretty well, he chooses the more expensive option, 50 cents more expensive, because he thinks he doesn't deserve the more expensive food if the stock market is in a slump.
The market is down today, so I'll probably pass on the 317 option and go for the 295. Keep in mind, this guy is a [ __ ] multi-billionaire. It's one of those strange things: why do billionaires love fast food so much? Because Donald Trump eats a lot of fast food. He [ __ ] loves Burger King and all that McDonald's, that's known.
He eats KFC with a knife and fork, weirdo. What is it with billionaires, why do they eat such crap ? They could eat foie gras with a diamond crust. What are they doing? We're getting a little off topic, Brad. We need to discuss something else about Warren Buffett eating at McDonald's every day. Namely, when he receives his order, he always asks the same thing .
Do you have any coupons? No. Yes. Billionaire Warren Buffett asks for coupons when he goes to McDonald's and orders three meals from that damn dollar menu. He looks at it this way: Why don't I try to get the best benefit? I'm trying to save money. And of course, since he gives away a huge portion of his fortune anyway, it even seems like a pretty sweet trait.
But what kills me the most is that he doesn't use the coupons for himself. He uses them when he goes to McDonald's with his friends, including, and I'm not making this up, Bill Gates. Like, is he still the richest man in the world? He is one of them . He's [ __ ] rich. If he and Warren Buffett go to McDonald's together, the richest people on the planet are right in that [ __ ] room.
There's a great story from Bill Gates, I think from his annual Christmas letter or something, where he mentions how he and Warren Buffett went to Hong Kong and went into McDonald's. And of course, they joked, "Oh, don't worry, Warren. I'll pay this time," and Warren was like, "No, no, Bill. I'll pay myself." I went up to the counter, handed over the coupons, and Bill Gates stood there with his jaw hanging open, thinking, "What the hell?" And Gates gave the example of how Buffett tries to save as much money as possible so that he has more wealth to give to charity.
But the very idea of the two richest men on the planet walking into a goddamn McDonald's in Hong Kong, where, I'm assuming, McDonald's is cheap as [ __ ] and they pay with coupons. Now I'm wondering , do you think Warren Buffett likes Monopoly at McDonald's? Do you think he gets as crazy about the game when he wins a free Big Mac?
Do you think this will " get him going"? He gets excited there when he gets it. He, like all of us, when he gets a free coffee or hashbrown, he's like, "Oh, that's not bad." than a free Big Mac or a free medium fries. No, it's like with a Big Mac , when you get, "Oh, you won a free small coffee." It's like, "Oh, so I didn't win anything." This is worse than nothing because I have to go in, wait 5 minutes to get a small, barely warm coffee.
No, thank you. Look, mom. Disgusting description. This is when you walk in, grab a Big Mac menu, give in the coupon and get two Big Macs and stand there like a damn champion. In short, yes, the end of the video. Uh, yeah, you could say Warren Buffett is a frugal, stingy [ __ ], but at the same time, you can't argue that a guy who's so careful with his money doesn't deserve it.
So, at the beginning of the video, Brad gave me this gift. I do n't know what's inside. What is it? Today is the fourth or fifth of January. We didn't see each other at Christmas. So I assume you bought this. So, let's open it now. And I'm worried. He...he's hard. Yes. Before you open it, listen, this will make me look bad.
You? Me? Yes. Yes. But I thought, I saw this and I was like, "I have to buy this for Kyle because it's going to be so funny to watch his face when he opens it." Well, okay then. Let's find out how right you were. I can't stand wrapping paper. Jim is already making excuses. That's why I don't tear up my presents.
I do it carefully. I can do it. Oh, go to hell with this [ __ ]. OK. This...I can't even read it. OK. This is a Systema microwave oven for easy bacon cooking. I'm telling a damn story , my friend. Because a couple of months ago, Brad and I were living together. And one day I was in the kitchen, making myself a cup of tea, as I like to do, and eating beans on toast, as I like to do.
And Brad came in. He was going to work and said, "Oh, I'm really hungry, but I don't have time to cook." And he heated up the bacon in the microwave. Bacon, of all [ __ ] things. And everyone in the room immediately asked, "What the hell are you doing?" And Brad was so offended that I made fun of him for it.
And I put out a poll on Twitter: "Is it stupid to reheat bacon in the microwave?" And everyone said, "It's about 95%." Yes, this [ __ ] is disgusting. Don't do this. I don't think you've talked to me all [ __ ] day because you're so mad about me teasing you about that microwave bacon. Why did you do such a thing?
It smelled like cat food. What a useless, [ __ ] device. Oh, look at this. Instructions for making striped bacon. Oh, there are different types here. Yes. I can't wait to cook it, I can't wait to eat the damn streaky bacon that smells and tastes like it was cooked in warm urine. But it looks pretty good.
Like, he doesn't...he smells so bad. I'll describe this smell, as I said before, like warm cat food, that's how I'll describe it. When you open the cat food on a really hot day, put it in the cat's bowl, and when he finishes, you try to throw away the leftovers, and you smell this smell when it goes into the trash.
That's what it smelled like. And you ate it. You ate all of this. I haven't reheated bacon in the microwave since. Yes, because I laughed too hard at him. And now, I think you can , because you have this special microwave device. This is your business. So, you want to brag about the gift I bought you?
Because I think mine is probably a little worse. I just finished drinking. Bottoms up . Do you want to take this? Yes. I bought Brad a mug that says " World's Best Employee" because Brad gets really angry when I call him my employee in public. Whenever we go out and there are people there who don't know us, I always say, "Oh, so what do you do?" "Oh, I run a business, and Brad is my employee." Brad is my [ __ ]. Oh, Brad does what I say, and I take all the money.
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