Jim Cramer SOLD his Crypto right before the EXPLOSION!

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영상은 Jim Cramer가 크립토 매도 사실을 밝히며 블라인드 신뢰와 은행 예금을 강조하는 클립을 Digital Asset Guy가 비꼬아 편집·재해석하는 형식이다. 후반부는 XRP 급등 사례를 자랑하고 특정 거래소 추천 및 데이팅 관련 콘텐츠를 다룬다. 자산 가격 방향에 대한 구체적 1~3개월 예측 발언은 확인되지 않는다.

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01. I think crypto, I mean, I 've sold all my crypto. I 've announced everything on TV about what I'm doing with crypto. But I wouldn't touch crypto in a million years. Because I would n't trust the bank it's stored in. And you don't make a distinction between centralized and decentralized. They are against the regulations.

02. They don't want regulation and you don't have regulation. So if your money is there, listen, I'm not calling you stupid. I'm just saying you're using too much blind faith. And I like to keep my money in J.P. Morgan and I checked on Monday to see if my balance was there. Yes, the balance is there. It feels like a relief.

03. Try to withdraw your money. Well, I I have I will not mention the company where I keep my money. But it feels like a relief. What? And I like to keep my money in J.P. Morgan and I checked on Monday to see if my balance was there. Yes, the balance is there. It feels like a relief. Try to withdraw your money.

04. Well, I have I won't name the company I deposited my money with, but it was very difficult to get the money out. Very difficult. And I think everyone who owns these various coins, Atta, Litecoin, I think you I do think you are stupid. Okay? I didn't go to college to be stupid. People who have these things should n't have them.

05. They should n't have it. When I finally got a job, it was to do the kind of reporting I wanted. It is an investigative position to examine the bulwarks of the justice system. My defeat resulted in victory. First lesson, it's okay to fail, but it's not okay to give up. Arvin Christian knows quantum very well He knows Bitcoin and quantum and I will sell mine.

06. Are you going to sell it? Yes of course. Is it true? Just based on what he said? Yeah, yeah, he's the one. He is the one. Three, four years. David, you know what three, four years is? Will it happen if he gives you any assurance regarding what happened last quarter? I feel yes. I don't know if we had a chance to chat a bit about how things have been since then, but yeah.

07. Okay. Arthur Christian knows quantum very well He knows Bitcoin and quantum and I will sell mine. Are you going to sell it? Geez. Hi everyone, I'm Digital Asset Guy and it's Jim Cramer telling us what's going on . This guy is really funny. I mean, I don't know if it's just me or if he just seems off, or maybe he's drunk on the job or something.

08. Like I think that crypto I will sell all my crypto. I announced everything on TV about what I was doing with crypto. But I won't touch Bitcoin, you idiot. I'm just saying you're using too much blind faith. Look, look at that. And I like to keep my money in JP Morgan and I check it on Mondays. It doesn't look good to me, but it's really funny.

09. So here's something I made where that's true. He sold all his crypto. That's what he told us about a week ago. Said he wasn't interested in crypto, you know, and this guy, really like him said the opposite of what you should do, really. Someone told me, my friend who works at CNBC told me that there are funds that trade exactly the opposite of what he suggests and they are successful.

10. Very funny. Okay, well, enjoy that intro. I'll be back here in a few seconds. So, I think it's quite interesting that you have a completely new asset class. Welcome back. I'm the digital assets guy, your host. I had to take a moment to laugh out loud at that Jim Cramer thing , but I've regained my composure and here we go again.

11. Bitcoin, 77,000. Look at this thing. I mean, it's nothing compared to XRP, but look at this on a monthly basis. The price had dropped to the low 60s and then basically overnight or 48 hours, we shot up to almost 80,000. Only in crypto, but that's not even the best. Ethereum, same thing. We were down here at 1,800 and then pop, we went up at 2,500.

12. My personal favorite , you all know, is XRP. It absolutely crushes everything. Here we act as a stable coin at the price of one dollar as I talked about. I can feel it, guys. I can feel it. Then we just shot up here in 48 hours to almost a dollar and seventy cents. Check it out, am I? Yes, this is the thing I made, impressive.

13. Very impressive. Write in the comments column below. Tell me who said that. The first one to guess correctly will get something good. XRP leads the movement. It says 7 days, but it actually happened in 2 days, 67%. Pretty crazy. And indeed, we did. That's a fact. We transcend everything. Oh my, if you are looking for the right place to buy, sell, and store your cryptocurrencies and digital assets, I highly recommend iTrustCapital.

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16. So, here Blockchain Backer says , "Ladies and gentlemen, the opportunity has opened." So, look what we just did. We haven't seen an opening like this since last year's bull market. And you know, we might have something like this here or this little one before more opportunities open up, but usually it happens before.

17. And that's where everyone was calling me, texting me, when you know, when it actually happened, but you can't wait until it happens. You have to get into this when no one else wants you to . As you look at the graphs back here. Look at this for one month. Look for one year. For a year, we have been in a bear market that continues to fall.

18. You have to sell it when everyone is trying to buy it, then you have to buy it when everyone is trying to sell it. We just experienced this downward price movement. This is where I collect many of my assets. It actually costs $1.16. But then I collected more here around a dollar, but now we're already shooting up.

19. We're up above one dollar 50 now. But yeah, nobody was interested, and then when we were in our heyday here, everyone was bombarding my phone. Look, I have 380 notifications on my social media platforms , and that's just the way it is, but it's just the same cycle that we're in, but it's very interesting from Blockchain Backer.

20. So, this is one of my short crypto dating videos. Can someone explain to me why this went viral on Instagram when I only have about 600 followers . I could never get any subscribers or followers on there no matter how many views, then this one suddenly got 42,000. I just got another one that's almost 20,000.

21. Um, you know, why doesn't this happen on X or YouTube? I don't really understand, or on Facebook where I have the most followers, but this is my latest video and I received a lot of harsh criticism. I've received tremendous criticism for these videos, this content, but you know what, guys? It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

22. Seriously, I am the chosen one. Seriously , I, you know, someone needs to go out and do this field research and you know, I wish I could laugh about it like a lot of people do, but honestly I think it's sad. You know, there's a big gap that I talk about a lot between the generations, the baby boomers, the older people, they really don't understand what's going on in dating today for people in their 30s, millennials, and younger.

23. This is pretty crazy, and this is a normal thing. I said, "This is the type of person successful crypto bros have to deal with. I'll just pass." Ladies, are prenups acceptable today in 2026? Are you getting married? Is that when your assets are divided after a divorce? Like if you get divorced, what's his is his, what's yours is yours.

24. That's difficult. I think I would only agree if I made more money than him. Oh, what if he's a crypto millionaire, okay? And he had like Oh, okay. I He said, "I will never marry a crypto millionaire." You know, his arrogance is simply unbelievable. Honestly, I bet he can't even spell the word crypto.

25. Uh, because I chatted with them afterwards. I always chat with people after they've been interviewed and am always friendly, and I say it's all just for fun. But I tell you, they are so clueless and arrogant and think they are the greatest, and it often makes me sick because it is real. This is the current culture.

26. I was going to say, "Well, what if he's a crypto millionaire and he really has a lot to protect? Like, what if something goes wrong? Why is it fair for his ex-wife to run off with half of his crypto that he worked so hard to build before he even met her?" But he cut me off and said, “Well, I would never date a crypto millionaire.” He doesn't even know what crypto is, believe me.

27. But here we will hear it once again. I make more money than Oh, what if he's a crypto millionaire, okay? And he had like Oh, okay. I was offended by that. Why so? Well, I mean, what do you guys do for a living to be able to afford this kind of lifestyle? We are stay- at-home girls. Stay-at-home daughter?

28. That's a great joke. I want to be a stay-at- home girl when I grow up. This is really sad, guys. You know, it all seems like a fun game and the baby boomers tell me, "Oh, well, you're being mean and you're making them look bad when they're really good girls. They just don't know and they'll grow up and get it.

29. It's not going to happen." It's all just nonsense. You know, a lot of times when older people start criticizing my content, I say, "When was the last time you went on a date? When was the last time you were in the dating world? But you want to tell me what really happened." I do not think so. You know, and they always stick up for the girls, but it's all in good fun until you're actually in a relationship with one of them and then you have that conversation, and then there's tears and crying and 'you definitely don't love me' and watch my gold digger videos.

30. I said there is a myth that digital asset men can't get women and have no tactics so he just complains. That's not the problem. I'm not looking for another girl to date. I am looking for a woman to marry. There's a big difference there. And it's hard. It's true and I'm showing you the reality. That is the main point of this content.

31. You know, and I've learned once again, I said this the other day, I've learned that most women hate my content. Oh, I hate it so much. I've received some crazy DMs and stuff. Given a bad nickname. They hate him. And I think it's because it's too real and they ca n't argue with it. You know, I 'll argue I'll argue them .

32. I'd say, "Well, I'd say, 'Well, I just go around with a little microphone asking simple questions about crypto and prenups and marriage and things that I think people need to talk about right now that no one wants to talk about, but they should. "I was like, 'What's wrong with me? "And they" Yeah, yeah, that's that's how you you're supposed to It's rude to go up to people on the street and just Hey, they want they want to do it.

33. Most girls see that microphone, and they want to go viral. So, they show up there and start trying to act like they're great. Many of those interviews we didn't even use, because they weren't interesting. That's just ridiculous. So, I ca n't even use it. But they agree to do it, or else they'll be like, you know, most of them just walk away .

34. But I said, "What's wrong with me?" And say, " What did that girl say that made you angry or whatever. That came out of their mouth, not mine." You know, and they just looked at me and they were just angry. And I was like, "Sorry, but I'm just showing the reality of what's going on today, why I'm frustrated.

35. I'm trying to fix the problem. Not only that, you know, I want to try to fix the problem, not complain. I do complain, but I'm also trying to fix the problem. And I've seen a lot of comments and stuff, I've seen some people say like, "Oh, I didn't realize it was this bad . "" On the first few they said, "Oh, well, you know, it's cute or adorable or whatever ." Then after they subscribe and watch half a dozen, they say, “Oh, okay, maybe this is a bigger deal than I realized.

36. ” That’s crazy. However, on a much more positive note and in my opinion on a much more remarkable note , Digital Asset Investor, he showed one of my posts on X in his video this morning. And every time this happens, it's like I'm... I'm a little kid and they're showing me on Nickelodeon or something.

37. It is funny. Here he is. XRP outperforms everything. Digital Asset Man has demonstrated this. XRP has surpassed the top 10 digital assets. You are like a second father to me . I mean, we've been through some challenges and it's been quite a long journey. This is a long journey. So, I wrote that everyone needs a hero.

38. Someone very wise said that to me . They say if you don't have a hero, you don't have a role model. You become unsure what kind of person you want to be . They say everyone needs a hero or ten. This man was very wise and changed my life. So, this Digital Asset Guy is going on a date tonight. I would drive almost 2 hours and I'm glad I did because this girl was so much fun to talk to.

39. We 've been chatting via video a lot. You know, I almost flew to another country to meet this woman I've been talking to a lot, but there were some obstacles, but I'd go anywhere to try to make a real connection right now. That's where I stand now. I really feel so frustrated with this nonsense and stuff.

40. But anyway, digital asset men will date. Wish me luck. Please press the like button. It's free. Make sure you are subscribed. Please share this content with anyone you think will benefit from it. Yes, even if they are not educated, maybe they will be a little entertained. That's fine too, because my goal is to educate and entertain.

41. And if you help share my content, you're helping me get a little closer to doing my dream job, which is talking about crypto all day, every day, and how it impacts other aspects of life. It was my dream job. I absolutely love it. If I never got monetized on YouTube, I probably would have stayed on because of the connections I built, and I felt like I was trying to fix some of the problems I was having, and trying to do something about them.

42. Trying to be someone who takes action. Thank you very much. Digital Asset Guy says goodbye. Without fear. Without fear.